Royal Pains Quotes
Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.
Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.
Evan
Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.
Evan
Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.
Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.
I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.
Mrs. Neuberger
Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!
Evan
You may not be my flesh and blood, but you're more - you're my heart.
Mrs. Neuberger
If they can't make it - what chance do the rest of us have?
Jill
I guess anyone who breaks up over text messages isn't the "One".
Divya
Evan: At some point you're going to have to forgive him.
Hank: At some point you're going to have to realize I won't.
