What kind of man kicks two wonderful kids out of their house?

Eddie

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

You're perfect. Not literally perfect. You're imperfections are so cute. They make you perfect.

Evan

If you cut me, I'd bleed French Roast.

Evan

Paige, everyone has their weak spot.

Evan

Evan: Oh no you hate it.
Paige: That you ruined Italian lingerie, yeah. That you sewed for me, no.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Hank: You're up early.
Evan: That would assume that I went to sleep.

Evan there's something I have to tell you...I...snore.

Paige

So arranged marriage? People still do that?

Paige

I've always wanted a child. But to have a child with the love of my life is a dream. And now that it's real I just want Boris to be as happy as I am about the baby.

Marissa

There is no perfect moment.

Marissa

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris