Royal Pains

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 18: "Listen to the Music"

Divya: I'm sorry I can't go through with this. The universe has sent me one too messages already.
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Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.
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Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.
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Divya: Well, I love what I do.
Raj: I can tell. And I can see how much you are giving up for us.
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Ben: I am not my disease. No one is.
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Hank: Dad, I want you to know how proud I am of you for going through with this.
Eddie: Proud of me going to prison?
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Divya: Fate and obligation are two different things Raj.
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Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.
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Evan: Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evan: Thanks for a great summer Divya.
Hank: We couldn't have done it without you.
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Hank: (to Eddie) Dad, look at me. There are no more moves left to make. In forty-eight hours you are going to prison.
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Raj: (to Divya) Adam comes from money. Is that what attracted you to him?
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Eddie: What kind of man kicks two wonderful kids out of their house?
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Season 2 Episode 17: "Fight or Flight"

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.
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Evan: You're perfect. Not literally perfect. You're imperfections are so cute. They make you perfect.
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Evan: If you cut me, I'd bleed French Roast.
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Evan: Paige, everyone has their weak spot.
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Evan: Oh no you hate it.
Paige: That you ruined Italian lingerie, yeah. That you sewed for me, no.
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Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.
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Hank: You're up early.
Evan: That would assume that I went to sleep.
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