Hank: Dad! Dad!
Eddie: Hank...Hank.

This is the life.

Eddie

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

This isn't about forgiving him, it's about accepting him.

Hank

Divya: Your hands are quite swollen.
Adam: You probably say that to all your male patients.

Evan: I like it. I like it alot.
Hank: Please stop talking like that. Stop talking like that now.

AJ: I have a confession to make.
Hank: Uh, that's outside my scope of practice.

AJ: I feel like poop. cCuld that be from the ankle sprain?
Hank: I doubt that but I need you to be a touch more specific than poop.

He plays dirty and I like it.

Emily

High five - what is wrong with people?

Evan

Did you know the Latin derivative of her name is rival? Yeah, I didn't either. Just looked it up.

Evan

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris