Royal Pains

Royal Pains Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 16: "This One's For Jack"

Evan: The only think you owe me is bringing back vintage Divya, because this is starting to remind me of the Twilight Zone.
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Evan[to Divya]: Ok. So please stop being so nice to me, it's making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.
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Hank: After I am done with you, I need a set visit please....
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Evan: I think we're about to go Google.
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Divya: I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.
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Hank: I have the letters M.D., so I'm in charge.
Evan: Actually I own 2/3 of the company, so I'm in charge.
Hank: Well you can have my third too. I quit.
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Season 3 Episode 15: "Hank and the Deep Blue Sea"

Evan: The monogram is the least of this kids problems, his name sounds like a drunken game of Scrabble.
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Jack: Casey, Please stop treating me like a sick person.
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Jack: Oh, Panky, was the whole stabbing me in the chest thing really necessary? I thought we were friends.
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Hank: I'm not staying as your doctor, I'm staying as your friend.
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Jack: Thanks for being at the dock.
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Divya: Oh, and Raj, given your parents my regards.
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Hank: It all happened so fast. We couldn't get to him in time. He went Septic. Jack is dead.
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Season 3 Episode 14: "Bottom's Up"

Jack: I think it's cute that you use a golf term to try and persuade me.
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Evan: England...that's two months, that's a sixth of a year.
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Jill: Let's go fishing!
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Jack: Don't make me fire you as my friend too. Man, you really are bad at this.
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Jill: South America's about South America. I'm not running away, I'm running straight into my future.
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Season 3 Episode 13: "My Back to the Future"

Jill: So you just happened to send your resume to where Divya worked.
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Evan: If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.
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