Gavin: Do you ever think of the other person? Like, anyone who isn't you?
Joel: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.

Charlie: Kinda want to jump back into it, don't you? Just get back into your body and make yourself wake up.
Patient: No, actually, I don't. I'm in no rush.

Alex: She's about to get married and she's too young for this. I can't just stand by and wait.
Shahir: Sometimes all we can do is wait.

There's a difference between pain and suffering. Pain is in the body. Suffering is in the mind and it feels infinite. So maybe the key is to feel your pain and learn from it. And someday your suffering might disappear.


Joel: It's time for me to try and be more generous with you.
Maggie: Is that code for you wanna be exclusive?
Joel: I think we should give it a shot.

You're not a jerk, Joel, but if you really want to be honest, you can give a lot more than you're admitting. You're just a chicken.


Joel: I try and give her honesty and I'm coming off like a total jerk.
Alex: Well, were you a jerk?
Joel: No, absolutely not. Well, maybe I was a little bit of a jerk.

Joel: Let me ask you something. What do women want?
Alex: I don't get the question.

If you can name it, but you can't change it, is it really better to know?

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