J.D.(on phone): Uh, listen, something's been on my mind...
Danni(on phone): Me too. I just feel like my life is so scattered lately and you're the only good thing I have going right now.
J.D.(on phone): Awesome.
Carla: How's he doing?
Laverne: The boy's got no biscuits.
J.D.: I am trying to break someone's heart here, okay?

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Carla: Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe it to every woman you've ever dated.
Fantasy
J.D.: Listen, Danni... Lisa... Drunk girl who was friends with the girl I really wanted to hook up with... It's not all of you. It's me. Scott Gerber?!
Scott: At soccer camp, I told you I wanted to be more than friends.
J.D.: I thought you meant teammates!
Scott: Well, I didn't!

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Turk: Baby, listen, I'm just trying to keep my man psyched, 'cause since I've known J.D., he's never broken up with anyone.
J.D.: He's right. I don't like hurting people. But with Danni, I'm gonna do the honorable thing - I'm gonna have someone in a fireman's outfit tell her I burned to death.

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