Scrubs "My Full Moon" Quotes
Turk [about patient's fart]: Being a guy, I have to ask, what did it smell like?
Sunny: Like thirty years of repression... and hot dogs
• Rating: Unrated
Turk: Elliot, you're really cute but your booty is tiny. I don't know what I would do with that thing
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elliot: When I was little, my mom told me my farts were little demons crawling around in my belly and if I let one out it'd give my grandmother cancer
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elliot: I'm a doctor. We believe everything we see on the charts. That's why I write "Elliot has a killer tushie" on every one
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Denise [to Derek]: Aww that's adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5