Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7: "My Way Home" Quotes
Dr. Cox: Look at Jordan and me. You know how we hate everyone?
Carla: Yeah.
Dr. Cox: Well, that goes double for kids. They're loud, you don't understand them. Just like tiny cab drivers.
J.D.: Keith, you've got to stop paging me for totally unimportant things...oooh...that mans chest cavity is completely open, I can see his heart beating!
Keith: He sneezed and all the surgical staples popped out.
J.D.: Good page, Keith, good page!
J.D.: You not aware of any sort of odd underground canal system beneath the hospital are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Janitor: Was his name Julian?
J.D.: Well we didn't exchange pleasantries.
Janitor: That's Julian.
Oh, really? Because you never went to ass face-school, but you seem to be an expert at that!
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Living with Elliot was certainly different; every inch of her apartment was filled with girly stuff. There were lavender scented candles, pink robes, bath salts... IT...WAS...AWESOME!
J.D.'s Narration
Inflatable five!
Todd
Relax! She's only fantasizing cause you don't satisfy her!
Jordan
