Scrubs

Scrubs "Our Dear Leaders" Quotes

Turk: Sir, do you just hang around waiting for conversations to weigh in on?
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, that and my judge shows get me through the day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Denise: Why you moping around like a tiny girl bitch?
Turk: Wow, can't you ever be like "hi," or even better, "what's up?"
Denise: Sure, what's up tiny girl bitch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Cox: Do yourself a favor and pick a leadership style and stick to it, but please avoid aggressive shaming because its my bread and butter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucy: Trey, you haven't even seen crazy yet. You feeling froggy? Then leap son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cole: It was awesome. Lucy beat the crap out of Trey. Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Russel: Your last tot beckons me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turk: If I'm gonna be jealous of someone it's gonna be some dude who can breath underwater or Serena Williams. That ass is righteous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russel: Jambo doctors. That's Swahili for hello or good morning.
Turk: Oh is it really? I know what it means. I had a jambo juice this morning. A berry blast with echinacea boost. It was delicious. I'm going to live forever, you're gonna be dead. I'm gonna be alive! Alive!
Denise: Wow, sure you didn't get a fem boost in there? That was pretty catty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Cox: I have a hospital full of incompetents hammering me with asinine questions every second of every day.
Todd: Uh Dr. Cox, your patient in three is septic. Antibiotics or vasopressors?
Dr. Cox: Antibiotics first.
Drew: That wasn't so dumb.
Dr. Cox: Wait for it...
Todd: Oh did you get my request for scrubs that hug a little closer to my wham bam?
Dr. Cox: Thank you Todd for being the example to a point you don't understand.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turk: Somebody is parked in my spot!
Dr. Kelso: Boo hoo, it takes me eleven minutes to pee.
 • Rating: Unrated

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