Scrubs Season 4 Quotes
Dr. Cox: Who gave you this number?
J.D.: I'm asking for your help here.
Dr. Cox: Ok, but I think it's very important to focus on the "who gave you this number" issue.
J.D.: Fine. Maybe I got too involved like you said, but would it kill you for once to acknowledge for that my heart was in the right place instead of spending all your time berating me.
Dr. Cox: You got this number from Jordan didn't you? She hates me.
Jordan: (about Elliot) She has nice breasts.
Carla: They're real.
Jordan: No, they're not.
J.D.: Yeah, they are.
Jordan: They're not!
Murray: Before you say anything I just want you to know, if you need a kidney, you can have mine.
Mark: Really?
Murray: For $70,000.
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much that I want to have sex with it.
Mickey: (running around like an airplane) I'm a pretty airplane! Board me.
Murray: He's a little off...
J.D.: He smells like fuel.
Murray: He's an airplane.
J.D.: (After Dr. Kelso comments on the unicorn on his notebook) It's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head!
The Unicorn: You know I'm a unicorn, why can't you just say it?
By the by, this moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.
Dr. Cox
Carla: Elliot, your interviewer called, he's running late. Would you take Turk somewhere for me?
Elliot: Where?
Jordan: Oh. The, uh, honey festival!
Elliot: Oh my God! Is that back in town?
J.D.'s narration: Time to go see my favorite patient, Mr. Gregory Marks. He may need a new kidney, but he sure as hell doesn't need a new heart.
Mr. Marks: Hey, I bought you a present.
J.D.: Oh, my God, a journal!
Mr. Marks: Well, you seem like the kind of sensitive young buck that likes to chronicle his feelings.
J.D.'s narration: I can't wait to chronicle this one!
J.D.: You will never guess what I found on the computer!
Dr. Cox: Is it a set of adult male shoulders?
J.D.: They had to trim them to get me out of that well.
Dr. Cox: Oh, right.
Sweetie, you won't have to do that! Sure, if it's something really important, you might have to occasionally sleep with someone. That's how I hooked up with Perry - needed a pen.
Jordan
Carla: You won't have to compromise yourself. It's all about subtlety. It's...a lingering smile... a chuckle at a bad joke... a look in your eye that says, "If you do what I want maybe something will happen between us, even though you know it never will..."
Elliot: Franklyn, if you analyze this urine sample right now, then maybe I'll have sex with you, but probably not.
Carla: So close.
You don't know what it was like having him as a father. He had me in his shadows my whole life. He actually sang at my senior prom. My date threw her panties on the stage - first and last time I saw them, by the way.
Murray
