Kramer: Oh, congratulations.
Maryedith: What for?
Kramer: Well, you're pregnant.
Maryedith: What?
Kramer: You're not pregnant?
Maryedith: No, I'm not pregnant!
Kramer: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Maryedith: Yes, I'm sure!
Kramer: That's weird.
Maryedith: Come on, Matthew.
Matthew: No.
Maryedith: Come on, Matthew!
(She starts to walk away with Matthew)
Kramer: I thought she was pregnant.

Do you ever yearn?


George: People think that I'm smart, but I'm not smart.Jerry: Who thinks that you're smart?

Jerry: Let me ask you a question. If you named a kid Rasputin do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?
Elaine: Nah.

George: I am king of the county. You?
Jerry: Lord of the manor.

(describing Jerry) A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils.


I have no funny friends. I'm the funny one. El-Clowno!


How often do you cut your toe-nails?


Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're alllaid out for me.

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