Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George

MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!

Morty

Jerry, he's a guy.

Elaine

I'm sorry the card says "Moops."

George

You got butchered.

Kramer

I'm out!!

Kramer

Stella!

Elaine
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Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

I long for you.

George

Up here, I'm already gone.

Kramer

Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George