Popular Seinfeld Quotes
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!George
George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"
Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Elaine: What did I say?
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.
Kramer: I'm human...
Jerry: In your way.
I'm an eggplant!George
You got aloe? I love aloe.George
Who put cookies in his mouth?Paramedic
I like this opera crowd; I feel tough.Jerry
What am I, hard of smelling?Elaine
Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!
The IRS! They're like the Mafia! They can take anything they want!Jerry