Popular Seinfeld Quotes
George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"
Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.George
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!George
Nice lookin' Luger.Jerry
Who left the door open?Antonio
Susan: You okay?
George: Yeah, yes! I just haven't seen you in a long time.
Susan: And you didn't expect me to be holding hands with a woman.
George: Oh, please! Me? C'mon? That's great! Are you kidding? I think that's fantastic! I've always encouraged experimentation! I'm the first guy in the pool! Who do you think you're talking to?
Susan: I KNOW who I'm talking to.
George: Of course you doIt's just, uh, y'know, I-I never knew, uh, that, uh
Susan: I liked women.
George: There you go.
(to Joel) It's not you, it's me!Jerry
Trust me George, no one has any interest in seeing you on caffeine.Clair
Jerry: Let me ask you this: is there any Tampax in your house?
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you got here. You got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Oh no!
I could get uromisitisis poisoning and die!Jerry
(He runs off to the burning cabin)
(about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.Elaine