Popular Seinfeld Quotes
This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.Salesman
Jerry: Let me ask you something. When's the last time you went skiing?
George: About six years ago.
Jerry: I think you can take the lift ticket off your jacket now.
George: Women like skiers.
Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Elaine: What did I say?
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.
Kramer: I'm human...
Jerry: In your way.
I'm an eggplant!George
You got aloe? I love aloe.George
Who put cookies in his mouth?Paramedic
I like this opera crowd; I feel tough.Jerry
You're eating my food!!Elaine
Time is what he's indicating here.George
I'm very disappointed in Lupe.George