Seinfeld "The Outing" Quotes
(on being homosexual)
Jerry and/or George:Not that there's anything wrong with that!
• Rating: Unrated
George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls"! I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls"? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls," not "Guys And Guys."
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Kramer: Come on, I thought we were all gonna take a steam.
Jerry & George: No! No Steam!
Kramer: Well I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(To Jerry in front of reporter from NYU)
George: You see the way he talks to me?
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George: I'm Buck Naked!
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Jerry: I've been outed, and I was never in!
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Jerry: We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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(When Elaine refuses to remove her coat)
George: Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!
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George: You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: (explaining how he and Jerry met) Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 12