Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser" Quotes

Kramer: Is this the interference?
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Jerry: (to George) You've never been to a flea market and you think they have fleas there.
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George: You can't break up with me. I've got hand!Noel: And you're gonna need it.
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George: Could we cut to the chase here.Jerry: Cut to the chase? What are you Joe Hollywood? I would lose that.
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George: (working on a crossword) What's a three letter word for candy?Jerry: I could never do those things.
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George: I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.
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Intervener #1: He's here! What do we do?Intervener #2: Hide!Jerry: It's not a surprise party!
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Kramer: Well, it's these people-- they go swimmin' in the winter. They're terrific; I just took my first swim today. Brrrrrrr! It's invigorating.
Jerry: Yeah So's shock therapy.
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Jerry: I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture is very non-confrontational.
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George: I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand.
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