Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place! So I had to plunk him.

Kramer

(blaming Jerry for his deportation to Pakistan) I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it, he haunts me. He is a very bad man, very, very bad man.

Babu

Nobody is sicker than me.

George

The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the twenty-first century.

Elaine

Toasting makes me uncomfortable, but toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast.

George

(to Jerry) Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

George

(about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.

Elaine

Jerry: Hey, I've been back four days, I want my mail.
Elaine: It's mostly bills, magazines, and junk mail anyway.
Jerry: Elaine, that's what mail is. Without bills, magazines, and junk mail, there is no mail.

Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!

George
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