Carrie: That question mark is hostile.
Charlotte: Miranda can't we sue them or something?
Miranda: For what, mis-punctuation?

(Charlotte is reading a magazine article)
Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely.

I'm all over the city looking like something that got caught in a drain.

Carrie

Miranda: This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely!

Miranda: Your seriously advocating faking?
Charlotte: No, but if you really like a guy what's one little moment of oh oh, versus, spending the whole night in bed alone.

Miranda: I'd take an orgasm over a cup of French drip Colombian any day.
Carrie: For me, its a toss up.

When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections, smoking/non-smoking, single/non-single?

Carrie

Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!

If a man is over thirty and single there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Miranda

The women are speaking about oral sex
Charlotte: Would you please just stop calling it that.
Samantha: Fine, going down, giving head.
Carrie: Eating Out!
Miranda: I never understood that, shouldn't it be eating in?

Miranda: He's a freak! Aside from technique what do you even know about him? Do you talk?
Samantha: Do you even fuck?

You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.

Miranda

Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes

Me, James and his tiny penis, we're one big happy family.

Samantha

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.