Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes
Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
Carrie
We all get freaked out from time to time, but we keep trying because you have to figure, if the world fattest twins can find love there's hope for all of us. Somewhere, out there, there's another little freak who'll love us, understand us, will kiss our three heads and make it all better.
Carrie
Charlotte: Forget it, I'm not dating anyone who is known as Mr Pussy.
Samantha: Why not?
Charlotte: Maybe I want more than that.
Samantha: Oh, sweetie, if a man is good at that there is nothing more.
Carrie & Miranda: Amen!
This is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks!
Miranda
I can't believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?
Miranda
Samantha is showing off her new girdle
Carrie: That's a girdle with a hole.
Samantha: Of course, it has a hole, its for peeing, ectetera.
Hang on honey, you don't fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.
Samantha
Susan: It's 100% Italian cashmere and light as a feather.
Carrie: God, I love it! It's a cashmere-acle!
Sex is not a time to chat.
Miranda
(Carries shows the group a card she got from Big)
Carrie: What do you think it means?
Miranda: It means rip up the card.
Samantha: And watch out for the thorns.
Miranda: Telling your friend to leave her husband is something you just don't do.
Samantha: If she does break up with him its your fault. If she doesn't break up with him, she knows that you think that she should and, therefore can never speak to you again. Either way you're screwed.
