Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 8: "The Big Time"

Samantha: This is a catalog for pre-menopausal women.
Miranda: New Transitions, nice name.
Samantha: Why don't they call it what it is? J Crew for women who are drying up, and FYI, I'm not in transition, I'm happening.
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Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
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Charlotte: Oh, my God! Vagina Weights.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
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Miranda: Well, I for one can't wait for menopause. Do you realise how free it would be not to have or periods.
Charlotte: Oh, I can't wait till flow stops coming to town.
Samantha: No one calls it flow.
Miranda: I think my grandmother did.
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a baby is crying next to them
Miranda: Since when did it became appropriate to bring babies in restaurants?
Steve: Aw, come on, his cute.
Miranda: God, invented babysitters for a reason.
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Trey: It was fate, if my mother didn't give me such bad gifts, this wonderful gift would have never come into my life.
Charlotte: Aw!
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(Carrie meets Big on a party boat)
Carrie: Big and I trapped together on a boat without dates, and we were two miles off shore and there was no way off. Children and women with emotional baggage first.
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Carrie: Apparently, one woman's titantic is another woman's love boat.
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Big: What was that back there?
Carrie: I don't know.
Big: Can't we have a conversation anymore?
Carrie: I don't know, can we?
Big: Around Brooklyn, there's going to be a mutiny. Pass it on.
Carrie: That's a spiffy opener.
Big: I try.
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Big: That's some outfit kid.
Carrie: Oh, really, you think? Well, if you like this one, you'd love the one being held hostage on seventy-fourth and Lex.
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Charlotte: I'm in love with him.
Miranda: Your not in love with him, your in love with the very expensive watch he gave you.
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Carrie: Ladies, I'm not tampax central. Put on list, buy tampons.

Charlotte: Well, I have them at home, but they won't fit in my Kate suede purse.
Miranda : Kate, must have a tiny vagina.
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Sandra: I just don't believe in this crap about ghosts, I just don't.
Melinda: You, and a million others.
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Charlotte: I think the watch is a sign, that his in love with me too.
Samantha: Ah, his not in love, his in blue ball hell.
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Charlotte: Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate.
Miranda: It's not fate, his light is on, that's all.
Charlotte: What light?
Miranda: Men are like cabs, when their available their light goes on. They awake one day and decide their ready to settle down, have babies, whatever, and they turn their light on. Next woman they pickup, boom, that' the one they'll marry. It's not fate, it's dumb luck.
Charlotte: I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random.
Miranda: Please, it's all about timing. You gotta get em, when their lights on.
Carrie: All the men I meet are flashing yellows.
Miranda: Or off duty. They can drive around for years picking up women and not be available.
Carrie: Then, they really shouldn't be allowed to get behind the wheel.
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Carrie: Those muchies took my last tampon. Are you packing?
Samantha: No, okay, I'm not, I don't have a tampoon, and I'll probably never need one again.
Carrie: A simple no, is good enough.
Samantha: I haven't had my period in thiry-five days.
Charlotte: Are you....
Samatha: No, I'm not pregnant, I'm.....I'm drying up.
Carrie: Oh, come on, your overreacting, it was a stupid catalog.
SamanthaI'm day old bread and my time is up.
Miranda: For, someone with no period, you got a mean case pf PMS.
Carrie: You have years of miserable cramps ahead of you.
Samantha: Ladies, what I'm about to tell you may come as a shock, I'm a little older than you. (shakes her head)
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Miranda: We haven't had sex in over a week, and he wants to have a baby. What's wrong with this picture?
Carrie: Well, you could always go the immaculate conception route.
Miranda: Seriously, where in this s**tty place, we fight and I'm working really long hours cause I'm up for this partner thing, and it's like his using a baby as a band-aid for everything that's wrong with us.
Carrie: Well, what's wrong with you guys?
Miranda: I don't know? It's like his a kid and I end up nagging him all the time. I'm mean mommie, and no one was to f**k mean mommie.
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Miranda: This is not going to happen
Steve: Aw, come on, look at them, their cute.
Miranda: How exactly, would this help us?
Steve: Maybe, were not ready for a baby, this would be a test run.
Miranda: And who would take care of the test run.
Steve: Me.
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Trey knocks on Charlotte's door
Charlotte: Your very persistent.
Trey: I don't want to come in, i want to tell you something, I love you Charlotte.
Charlotte: You do? I love you too.
Carrie: that night, Charlotte got everything she wanted, Trey, got a hand job.
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Miranda: Please go to sleep. Shh....please, I beg you, here...gives dog the alarm clock... this is supposed to be your mom's heart beating or something.
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