Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 10: "All or Nothing"

Miranda: It's like Martha Stewart exploded in here.
Carrie: Hey, look, headbands are back in style.
Samantha: I'm starving where's the food?
Miranda: Their wasps, there's never any food, only booze.
Samantha: Fine! Martini, six olives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: I can't believe Charlotte wants to be in this world? Look at these people, they're like Ken and Barbie cut-outs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: You guys made it.
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: hey!
Trey: Ladies, I see you've found the bar.
Miranda: We're good that way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: (to Charlotte) A woman named Bunny? Honey, you can take her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: I did it. I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the pre-nup.
(Samantha and Miranda hold their breath)
Carrie: That's great sweetie.
Charlotte: I'm getting married.
Carrie, Samantha, Miranda: Congratulations.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: I can't believe she's marrying that guy?
Miranda: For about a tenth of what's she's worth.
Carrie: Hey, I thought you were Ms pro-marriage these days?
Samantha: Honey, I wasdelirious , I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it feels wierd without her here.
Samantha: That's such a Charlotte thing to say.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Do you know what your problem is? You want it all, you want me the girl you screw, and the girl you go home to, her.
Big: That's bull s**t, I just want you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: You have no right to do this, you can't just come back into my life and f**k it all up.
Mr. Big: Well, I think there are two people doing the f**king here Carrie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Three hours later I still hadn't found Pete, and I felt as lost as he was. I had a man who loved me and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. I should have been on top of the world, but, I wasn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: Carrie, I need to ask you something?
Carrie: Okay.
Aidan: I don't want to be paranoid here, ok, but you took Pete for a walk, and we both know you're not big on the dog walking. Now, I can smell something, are you cheating?
(Carrie breaths deep)
Aidan: I can smell smoke on you.
Carrie: Oh!
Aidan: You're smoking again aren't you?
Carrie: Yea, yea, I am. (thinking to herself) It was the truth...
Aidan: Are you going to quit?
Carrie: I really want to (thinking to herself) and that was too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trey: Ladies, may I sweep my bride away?
Miranda: She's all yours.
Carrie: (voice over) It was then that each of us realised that we didn't have it all. Because we no longer had Charlotte.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 9: "Easy Come, Easy Go"

Carrie: Hey, I'm like your roadie.
Aidan: Oh, I don't have a road, I just have this booth, so at best, you're my booth bitch.
Carrie: Yeah, I'm your booth bitch.
Aidan: Meow.
Carrie: I wax your wood.
Aidan: You wax it real good.
Carrie: That's, 'cause, I'm your booth bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

(sees Big and Natasha)
Carrie: I had often fantasised about running into my ex and his wife, but, in those fantasies, I was running into them with a truck.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: How many drinks have you had?
Big: Not nearly enough.
 • Rating: Unrated

Big: So, how are you?
Carrie: Great!
Big: And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy?
Carrie: His name is Aidan.
Big: Where's your sense of humor?
Carrie: Where's your wife?
Big: Guarding her bid on a silent acution. She's got her eye on a beige chair. Everything in my apartment is now beige. Beige, is bull s**t.
Carrie: I thought you wanted beige?
Big: Yea, well, it doesn't quite fit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Big: I've got a secret to tell you. I'ts not working, I'm getting out. If you know anyone whose interested?
Carrie: You should keep that to yourself, no one is interested in that information.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Big's leaving his wife.
Samantha: I knew it.
Cahrlotte: Oh my God!
Miranda: No!
Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show.
Miranda: What was he doing at the furniture show?
Carrie: Drinking and leaving his wife.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: Well, lets, just say it, you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh, please, there's always a contest with an ex. It's called who will die miserable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda What did he say?
Carrie: He said it's not working out and then he leaned in, and said, if you know anyone whose interested.
(Miranda holds her breath)
Charlotte: Well, you don't know any one whose interested. He's married Carrie, Carrie his married.
Carrie: Charlotte, I'm aware of that fact.
 • Rating: Unrated

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