Shameless

Shameless "Can I Have a Mother" Quotes

Frank: Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.
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Grammy: I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!
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Sheila: Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!
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Fiona [to Lip]: What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?
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Adam [to Fiona]: One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.
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Fiona [to Steve]: You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?
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Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?
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Grammy [to Frank]: Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.
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Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.
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Sheila: Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.
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