Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 2 Episode 6: "Can I Have a Mother" Quotes
Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.
Frank
I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!
Grammy
Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!
Sheila
What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?
Fiona [to Lip]
One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.
Adam [to Fiona]
You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?
Fiona [to Steve]
Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?
Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.
Grammy [to Frank]
Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.
Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.
Sheila
The only time I go to church is when I wanna get molested.
Grammy
