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Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.


I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!


Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!


What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?

Fiona [to Lip]

One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.

Adam [to Fiona]

You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?

Fiona [to Steve]

Veronica: He's sending a signal.
Fiona: Like what?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?

Christ, you're pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.

Grammy [to Frank]

Tony: I don't take bribes.
Steve: Dude you're living in one.

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