Shameless

Shameless Quotes

Season 3 Episode 12: "Survival of the Fittest"

Fiona: Yeah, take your surprise ice cream cake out of the freezer, let it start defrosting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: He said if you don't stop drinking you're going to die, as in dead. You know, like no longer living? And soon.
Frank: When did you start to care?
Fiona: I'm not sure that I do. I've dreamt about your death; put money in a collection box and prayed for it; blew out my birthday candles, wished for; it if actually ever happened I'm not sure if I'd feel relief or guilt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Be the fabulous narcissist you are and do it for yourself.
Frank: What if I don't want to change?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mickey: Don't.
Ian: Don't what?
Mickey: Just
Mandy: Hey, I got the nitrous. Meet you outside?
Mickey: The f**k do you want?
Mandy: Really, That's all you're going to say to him? You're a f**king p***y.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "Order Room Service"

Fiona [to Jimmy]: You look like a baby rabbit when you sleep.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Your turf? What is this West Side Story?
 • Rating: Unrated

Beto [to Jimmy]: You're getting careless. Don't.
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Lip: It's about crazy, I think you were married to it once.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: Whatever you do, do not let her bone you. That oxytocin stuff, it's like an adhesive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimmy: I got sucked into your world. I bent to your rules. I just assumed that we'd eventually decide how to move together like normal couples do. But there never was a "we." What have I been doing? Cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry and living together in a goddamn slum.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: People f**k up. That's life. Family is supposed to be forever. They're supposed to take care of you regardless what you do. That's the whole point, otherwise why bother?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "Civil Wrongs"

Fiona: Please don't be the guy that lies! Please don't be that guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abraham: Excuse me do you know where I'd be able to find Frank Gallagher?
Kev: Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: I have red hair freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.
 • Rating: Unrated

V: Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: Debs I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money's been on you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: You saw what I did here. I'm your new rainmaker.
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Frank: If the kind of sex we're having is what offends the most, they should just let us get married, cause anyone who's been married knows that the sex is downhill from there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "Frank the Plumber"

Frank: Big toe is throbbing like blue balls that no blowjob can ever fix.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mandy: She's a skanky, manipulative, little bitch and you should unfriend her.
 • Rating: Unrated

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