You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.Svetlana
It's a brave new world, Fiona.Kevin
Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?
Are you wearing cologne?Fiona
They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.Debbie
You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.Frank
Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.
Can you fucking believe that shit?Kevin
Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?
It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.Fiona
Customer: Where's my change?
Svetlana: In tip jar.
Customer: I didn't ask to tip $5.
Debbie: Where's your house?
Queenie: My tent's right up there.
Debbie: Your tent?