Forget that barbecued Greek.

Veronica

Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian

This is bible study Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.

Carol

Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins.

Frank

Little Girl: You smell like a toilet.
Frank: Beat it!

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Debbie: That's my baby.
Frank: Hello, little Gallagher

Patrick: Where the hell is everyone?
Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

Fiona: Thank you.
Sean: I'm a naturally helpful person.
Fiona: That must be tiring.

Even with welfare there's no way you'll pull down the dough you'll need.

Frank

Fuck that house, and fuck your God damn dead beat family.

Patrick

Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Wanna see me make a Mangina?

Steve