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Shameless

I'm the one he's chosen to spend his life with. You're just one lucky sperm.

Sheila

He's not my boyfriend now. He's my friend until I'm 16 and it's legally consensual for us to have intercourse.

Debbie

Frank: Who the hell is Gary?
Sammi: He's one of your new Native American kids. I think he's the one with the Justin Bieber haircut.

Jesus guys, it's 90 days in country club jail. It's not Guantanamo. She's probably learning a useful trade and brushing up on her Spanish.

Lip

Nobody's gonna roll me. I carry pepper spray and a shiv.

Debbie

Mickey have a seat man. Nobody give a shit who you bang.

Kev

I feel a little bit like "Pretty Woman."

Lip

What's the point of getting a new liver if the damn thing won't do what it's designed to do?

Frank

Mental illness Russian Roulette with Monica's DNA as the bullet.

Fiona
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