You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Kevin

It's bad enough that my cookie box is all stretched out.

Jasmine

Well the food's not so great, but the pussy's pretty good.

Grammy Gallagher

I've never seen you put on deodorant before.

Carl [to Frank]

Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.

Lip

Eat my ass!!!

Debbie [playing video game]

Snob Mob: It must be nice not to own a house and have to worry about this stuff.
Fiona: Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods.

Wanna see me make a Mangina?

Steve

Shameless Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Snob Mob: It must be nice not to own a house and have to worry about this stuff.
Fiona: Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods.

Wanna see me make a Mangina?

Steve