Kermit: I have a spare room. I spend most of my time in here since the divorce, if you want it, it's yours.
Debbie: I'd rather lay under the tracks of the L.

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If you ever hit my husband again I'll kill you.

Ian

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Debbie: What if I lived in your house, you could put one of the kids in the garage?
Woman: That wouldn't work.

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Four fucking dollars for a beer? It should be that price for a six-pack.

Mickey

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I have your badge numbers.

Man

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