Fiona: Adult shit, okay.
Debbie: Fuck that, I’m not a kid. I have a kid.

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• Added: October 21, 2018

Oh, no way! Talk a bear! That monster threw out Talk a bear.

Kev

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• Added: October 21, 2018

Kev: V and Kevin are dead.
Shontelle: What?
Kev: Yes, I murdered them, and there’s blood everywhere. You’re next, Shontelle.

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• Added: October 21, 2018

Fiona: I don’t have the 25k.
Max: You don’t have 25k? Who doesn’t have 25k?
Fiona: Me.

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• Added: October 21, 2018

No, hell no, over my god damn dead body. You think I’m getting pregnant again?

V

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• Added: October 21, 2018

Neighbor: Shut the hell up.
Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.

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• Added: October 21, 2018