Hey you're Fiona Gallagher you can do anything you set your mind to, you got your GED, you've been raising a family of 6 since you were 15 years old. You're a rockstar and Meg's a frigid bitch.

V

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• Added: January 13, 2013

Do I look like I've got a Costco card?

Frank

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• Added: January 13, 2013

Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.

Sheila

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• Added: January 13, 2013

Debbie: 137 days.
Fiona: When I was 9 he was gone for a year. He always comes back.

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• Added: January 13, 2013