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Shameless

I promise, I'm gonna be a better dad.

Kev: Look I'm just trying to put everything in the past okay? I'm a conscientious objector now.
Mickey: What the f*ck does that mean?
Kev: I don't really know. Something to do with Muhammed Ali. Peace and love.

Wanna torture your parents? Bring them to my house for dinner tonight. Here's the address. We're having leftover lasagna I stole from the cafeteria. Don't ever say I'm not a man of my word again.

Lip

I don't have an interest in being a mistress anymore.

Ian

You have to wake up, you've got some husbandly duties to attend.

Sheila [to Frank]

Carl: Frank survived his liver transplanti n case you were wondering.
Ian: Nope, wasn't.

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