A name like Chip, you think you'd wanna defy the stereotype.

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• Added: April 01, 2012

Karen: My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
Sheila: He's not my boyfriend.
Jody: I'm not?

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• Added: April 01, 2012

It smells worse than a dead hooker's ass in there.

Frank

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A little heavy on the botox and Chanel No. 5 but she's nice.

Debbie [about Steve's mom]

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You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.

Lip [to Jody]

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Karen this is my grandson. I'm not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex.

Sheila

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Frank: She's fragile.
Fiona: She's broken.

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Fiona: Christ V, I can't let him back into this madness.
Veronica: Isn't that his choice?

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I'm where I need to be, okay?

Monica [to Frank]

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Fiona: Jesus, these poor kids.
Steve: Don't worry they're already pretty fucked up.

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