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Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.

Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.

Thug

He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.

Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.

Veronica

Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?

Neighbor

You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.

Steve
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Shameless Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?

Neighbor

You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.

Steve