Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.

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• Added: February 21, 2011

Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.

Thug

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• Added: February 21, 2011

He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.

• Permalink: He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
• Added: February 21, 2011

Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.

Veronica

• Permalink: Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.
• Added: February 21, 2011

Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?

Neighbor

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• Added: February 21, 2011

You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.

Steve

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• Added: February 21, 2011