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Shameless

I know I haven't been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we're gonna be a family again. (Looks at Mormon foster child) What the hell is that?!?

Frank

Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.

Sheila

No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.

Frank

The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.

Professor

I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.

Frank

Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....

Frank
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Shameless Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.

Frank

Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....

Frank
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