Shameless Season 1 Episode 6: "Killer Carl" Quotes
You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.Debbie
Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.Principal
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.Principal
Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.Ian
That is a paper mache pile of shit.Teacher
Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.Karen
Brush your teeth, I wanna play.Fiona