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You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.

Debbie

Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.

Principal

I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.

Principal

Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.

Ian

That is a paper mache pile of shit.

Teacher

Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.

Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.

Karen

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona
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Shameless Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.

Karen

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona