Shameless "Killer Carl" Quotes
Debbie: You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal: Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Principal: I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ian: Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.
• Rating: Unrated
Teacher: That is a paper mache pile of s**t.
• Rating: Unrated
Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
• Rating: Unrated
Karen: Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Fiona: Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8