I know school was never you thing, but you've never been dumb.

Fiona [to Kev]

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• Added: January 25, 2013

Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I loved the most.

V

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• Added: January 25, 2013

He snapped it falling in the bathtub falling like an old Florida jew.

V

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• Added: January 25, 2013

She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch "oh bitch you're so crazy," no she once tried to beat me to death with a frozen bitch because I asked if there was more broccoli.

Kevin

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• Added: January 25, 2013

Kick ass, take names...and don't blow anyone.

Jimmy

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• Added: January 25, 2013

When you grow up in this house you think nothing could shock you anymore but then...what is it with men and their Johnsons?

Fiona

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• Added: January 25, 2013