Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 5 Episode 1: "Milk of the Gods" Quotes
You shut up, it's summer!
Fiona
V: I wanted him to fail. I thought he'd be overwhelmed.
Fiona: And?
V: Jackass is a better mom than me.
After extensive research and weeks of testing, I have determined my liver can support one beer a day. I am now a cheap date. Buzzed already, like an anemic ten year old girl.
Frank
Uh, hello. Um, hi. Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues by dyeing your hair with that trashy peroxide and dry humping that man on my couch, but I don't think it's nice to expose your child to this behavior.
Sheila [to Sami]
Sheila: How are your headaches?
Frank: You can't feel a persons headache by touching his head.
V: I'm done. The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula.
Kev: No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not doing formula. They will grow up with asthma and be short and have no friends.