Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.

Fiona

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• Added: January 19, 2014

OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!

Veronica

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• Added: January 19, 2014

Mike: Why do you like?
Fiona: I'm a Gallagher, it's what we do.

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• Added: January 19, 2014

Carl: Ew cankles.
Frank: Like a teenage lacrosse player on the rag retaining water.

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• Added: January 19, 2014

You'll have to excuse him. Puberty has turned him into a barbarian.

Fiona [about Carl]

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• Added: January 19, 2014