Sundays 9:00 PM on Showtime

Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.


OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!


Mike: Why do you like?
Fiona: I'm a Gallagher, it's what we do.

Carl: Ew cankles.
Frank: Like a teenage lacrosse player on the rag retaining water.

You'll have to excuse him. Puberty has turned him into a barbarian.

Fiona [about Carl]
Displaying all 5 quotes