Mickey: Where'd you get this?
Ian: From the producer of the movie.
Mickey: What movie?
Ian: I did a porno.
Mickey: You did a what?

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Lip: You got married?
Fiona: Yeah.
Lip: Fuck. To who?
Fiona: Gus.
Lip: Who the fucks Gus?
Fiona: I've mentioned him before.
Lip: Yeah in passing. Jesus, married? Are you happy or---
Fiona: Do I seem happy?

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South side, huh? Fucking knew it. College bitch.

Mickey [to Lip]

• Permalink: South side, huh? Fucking knew it. College bitch.
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I'm just as fucking south side as you are.

Lip [to Mickey]

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Could you call me Dad?

Wade [to Frank]

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Thanks for the liver, kid. Here's to you.

Frank

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Still don't want your family to know? Nothing says no regrets like hiding it from those you love.

Sean [to Fiona]

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Gallagher's don't do announcements at dinner. We do blackouts, suicide attempts, but never blackouts.

Debbie

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