They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.

Debbie

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• Added: March 27, 2016

You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.

Frank

• Permalink: You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.
• Added: March 27, 2016

Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.

• Permalink: use condoms.
• Added: March 27, 2016

Can you fucking believe that shit?

Kevin

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• Added: March 27, 2016

Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?

• Permalink: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?
• Added: March 27, 2016

It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.

Fiona

• Permalink: It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.
• Added: March 27, 2016