Matty: Friends don't rape friends.
Debbie: I didn't mean to rape you. I'm sorry.

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FYI. We don't scare easily.

Lisa [to Carl]

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Hey, you dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?

Sami [to Frank]

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Debbie look at your hair. You look like a young Reba McEntire.

Sheila

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Debbie: Are those hickeys?
Carl: Holly Nelly threw a party last night. Those skanks are randy.

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Sheila: Frank, I want us to see the world.
Frank: I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.
Sheila: Alright, well maybe I'll just have to go by myself then. If that's what you really want.

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Strongest beer known to man. It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks or degreasing auto parts. Makes a nice anti-bacterial for minor wounds. You should get some for the bar.

Frank

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• Added: January 25, 2015

Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.

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• Added: January 25, 2015