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Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.
V
Same as you, pussy and life on the road.
Frank
Hey I know you think you're helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system my entire life, I can tell you it's a nightmare. These kids have a big sister who love them and I just want to make sure they're okay.
Fiona
Fiona: I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
Jimmy: Yeah I wasn't either.
Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.
Fiona [to Debbie]
This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.
Fiona
Kev: We could always adopt.
V: I don't want someone else's kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.
You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.
V [to Jimmy]
Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
Kev [to Lip]
Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.
Frank
Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.
The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.
Jimmy
