Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.

Frank [to Dottie]

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!

Frank [to Kermit]

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.

Kevin

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Dead people poop themselves.

Debbie

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

• Permalink: Where's the money? Ask Kung Fu Panda.
• Added: January 15, 2012

It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Jasmine

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• Added: January 15, 2012

I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Fiona

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• Added: January 15, 2012

I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.

Dottie

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• Added: January 15, 2012

Desperate whore wife just got here with sugar grampy.

Veronica

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• Added: January 15, 2012

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

• Permalink: Eat sh*t Frank. Well I would, but I recently went vegan.
• Added: January 15, 2012