South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 3 Episode 17: "World Wide Recorder Concert" Quotes
New York Kid: Are all redneck queefs from Colorado as stupid as yous?
Kyle: All right dickhole
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay. Mr. Garrison you're just having a hard time dealing with the memories of your father's sexual abuse, so you switched personalities to Mr. Hat. Mmkay.
Mr. Garrison: Oh good one Sherlock. Did you figure that one out all by yourself?
Queef is the expulsion of gas from vagina. Mmkay?
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.
Queef is the vaginal discharge of gas.
Mr. Mackey
(talking to Mr. Garrison's dad) Don't lose your son over this, mmkay. Don'tloseyoursonMmkay.
Mr. Mackey
That's not true! Your father loved youoften.
Mrs. Garrison