Favorite Southland Quotes
I miss it. Morons most of all.
Hicks
No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.
Reuben
Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.
How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?
Cooper
It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.
Lucero
I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.
Lucero
A single step can separate life and death.
Narrator
Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.
Never thought the bus would be riding you.
Cooper
Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.
Ruiz
250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.
Sammy
I almost ate my gun for dinner.
Hicks
