Favorite Southland Quotes
Nate: Remember his brother, Bigfoot? The funeral he had: stretch Hummers and strippers throwing cash.
Somebody shot Nobody.
Sammy
Ben: The Den Mother?
Chickie: You'd prefer Buzz the Badge Bunny? That's what they used to call her.
Josie: In my Newton gang unit days we never needed any help. We worked triples by ourselves. One detective, highest clearance rate in the city.
Sammy: I heard they were weeping in the halls when you left. Why don't you go back.
Chickie: I dealt with it for five years, you can't take it for four hours.
John: When he was drunk, he was funny. If I've gotta hear one more thing about AA, I'm going bring back the Daryl Gates chokehold myself.
Lydia: I am really happy for her though 'cause she's got this guy. He treats her nice. He's great. I just never thought that when my 62 year old Mom moved back in that she'd be having more sex than me.
Russell: Well, she couldn't be having less.
Little boot's growing up.
John
I know Russ was your lap dog. Jerk the chain and he'll do whatever.
Josie
Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.
Narrator
Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.
John
I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can't figure out which one's the bigger idiot.
Chaz
Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.
John
