Popular Southland Quotes
People punching each other because they're hot and sweaty. Classy.
Cooper
Come on, Dwayne, everyone in South Central knows you hate your Momma.
Sammy
The ones with the wedding bands are always the worst ones.
Cooper
Lydia: I'll take dead bodies over screaming babies any time.
Reuben: They both stink.
Lydia: At least the bodies are quite.
They say they have your back but they will throw you under the bus faster than anyone.
Mendoza
The LAPD serves 4 million people speaking over 100 different languages. Sometimes things get lost in translation.
Narrator
Look around. You ain't riding with some boot.
Hank
Easy to get the digits when you're wearing a badge.
Sammy
His name is Roadrunner for God's sakes of course he's going to f**king run.
Dewey
Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.
You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.
Sammy
I'm Officer Wile E. Coyote and we're going to fry your road runner ass.
Dewey
