Popular Southland Quotes
Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.
Never thought the bus would be riding you.
Cooper
Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.
Ruiz
250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.
Sammy
I almost ate my gun for dinner.
Hicks
Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.
Narrator
I tried to tell her to became a lawyer, a doctor, a freaking porn star, anything but a cop but do you think she'd listen.
Dewey
How does an ugly son of a bitch like Dewey get a such a hot daughter?
Lucero
Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.
Ben
Ruben: We'll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.
Lydia: Well, if you know that it's in the haystack, why not keep looking? Eventually you'll find it.
While most threats are external, the most dangerous come from within.
Narrator
Then it's legally within your right to punch that assh*le in the face.
Cooper
