With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.

Crowley

Dean: What are ya doing down there?
Stuart: Fortnite.

Maybe you should try Plan D for dumbass.

Crowley

I guess because every woman I've ever had relations with... it hasn't ended well.

Sam

Dean: Look, I've been down this road before, and I fought my way back, I will fight my way back again.
Sam: How?
Dean: Same way I always do: bullets, bacon and booze. A lot of booze.

That's the freaking Scooby gang.

Dean

I don't like the way Kim Cattrall is looking at me.

Dean

It doesn't matter what you are, it matters what you do. And even monsters can do good in this world.

Mia

[to Sam] My god, son. You're about as cold as they come.

Samuel

Don't worry? What, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael? Or Lillith? Or Allistair? Or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those nightmares!?

Crowley

Fatherhood changes a man.

Crowley

Cupid: Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
Castiel: Yes, yes. of course. I, uh... I have no idea what you're saying.

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean