Supernatural

Supernatural Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 13: "Afterschool Special"

Dean: Go have your Robin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: That ghost is dead. I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, you know what I mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: All right, everybody stay where you are. You'll be okay.
Jock on Bus: Aren't you the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really. I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot. Yeah.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students?
 • Rating: Unrated

Young Sam: Any word from Dad?
Young Dean: He called this morning, says it's going to be another week, at least. We weren't supposed to be here this long.
Young Sam: At least you got Amanda. She's cool.
Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barry: That's your brother with Amanda Heckerman? He's so cool.
Young Sam: Yeah, he thinks so.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 12: "Criss Angel is a Douche Bag"

Sam: Wow, it's like a magic museum.
Dean: You must be in heaven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how you know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief: You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, you ain't been had, till you been had by the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: What are you doing here, Ruby?
Ruby: I should be asking you the same thing.
Sam: I'm working a job.
Ruby: The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.
Sam: You got something against magic?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "Family Remains"

Kate: I just got molested by Casper the pervy ghost! That's what happened!
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: You hunt ghosts?
Dean: That's right.
Danny: Like Scooby-Doo?
Dean: Better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Dog: it's what's for dinner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there was blood... everywhere.
Dean: And Mr. Gibson, where was he?
Mrs. Curry: Everywhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: You said...
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.
 • Rating: Unrated

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