I thought you were psychic bitch?

Allison

He's turning into that? That has wings.

Derek

Peter: Boys. FYI - coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, but the hearing still works. So I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.
Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us.
Peter: Fair enough.

Our sons are trained to be soldiers...our daughters, for leaders.

Chris

Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.

Mom would have believed me.

Stiles

Lydia: Jackson, you look handsome.
Jackson: Obviously...it's Hugo Boss.

You wanna play Cat Woman? I'll be your Batman.

Stiles

Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass.

Stiles

Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?

Melissa

Deucalion: Kill her now and it's over. Become the alpha you're meant to be. Become a killer.
Scott: They're not dead yet.
Deucalion: Who's going to save them? Your friends?
Scott: My pack.

Mr. Argent: I don't think I know which teacher this is.
Isaac: She's nice, she's the one with brown hair. She's kinda hot. Ah - it's just an observation.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.