Scott: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.

I got it. Kill Jackson. Problem solved.

Stiles

Melissa: You're supposed to be dead.
Peter: I get that a lot, actually.

Lydia: I want one.
Allison: Which one?
Lydia: The straight one, obviously.

Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.

Mr. Leahy

Stiles: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
Peter: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.

I think you look really beautiful when you cry.

Stiles (to Lydia)

Isaac: What are you some kind of witch?
Vet: No, I'm a veterinarian.

Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?
Stiles: Bike?

This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.

Stiles (to Scott)

Stiles: How did you do that?
Derek: I'm the Alpha.

Erica looks pretty good. The word sensational comes to mind.

Stiles

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.