Favorite Teen Wolf Quotes
Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill 'em?
Isaac
Stiles: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
Peter: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.
Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.
Mr. Leahy
Stiles: Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay. I need to have sex. Like right now. Someone needs to have sex with me like today. Like someone needs to sex me right now!
Danny: Alright I'll do it.
Stiles: Woah! What?
Danny: Come over to my place at 9. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.
Stiles: That is so sweet. Are you kidding?
Danny: Yes. I'm kidding.
Stiles: You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?
This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.
Stiles (to Scott)
Erica looks pretty good. The word sensational comes to mind.
Stiles
Scott: What did you tell her?
Allison: That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles: I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Allison: Oh. Great.
Stiles, you make a good Batman.
Erica
Scott: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.
Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?
Stiles: Bike?
Lydia: I want one.
Allison: Which one?
Lydia: The straight one, obviously.
Peter: The table's Italian.
Braeden: So are these boots. Are we going to talk interior design and fashion, or are we gonna talk numbers?
