I never thought I'd be planting potatoes in Russia in a woman's dress.

Nick

I would chew my nails off right now with cow poop under them not to get eliminated.

Mallory

Brooke: I get the first shower, right?
Claire: Hell yea, you do!

Look at you looking all good in that babushka outfit.

Chad

I've got cow poop all over me.

Mallory

It was a little bit of race with a whole lot of drag. A lot more queen than cars.

Nick

These skinny girls can do everything.

Babushka

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

I have to fill this with manure. That's not something you do every day, huh?

Kevin

Claire: Aren't you proud, Michael?
Michael: Yes!

I just stepped in poo!

Brooke

That is some stinky manure. Claire's not gonna like the smell of me.

Brooke