The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race Season 17 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 17 Episode 2: "A Kiss Saves the Day"

Connor: I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.
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Connor: And a child shall lead us!
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Kat: I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.
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Thomas: I hope you're not worried about people's feelings on this race.
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Chad: Use sex to sell.
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Mallory: Ohhh, I hope I get to hold African babies!
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Brook: I just kissed an Englishman in a tractor.
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Brook: I think that if there are no watermelons on this leg, it's us.
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Season 17 Episode 1: "They Don't Call It The Amazing Race For Nothin'!"

Phil: Nick and Vicki, what's the name of this country?
Vicki: We're in London, right?
Phil: That's right. The country of London.
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Chad: It was very humbling today.
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Mallory: Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!
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"I made it my b!tch" - Claire, talking about the knight she hit with a watermelon from the ballista.
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Brook (laughing): The girl got whacked in the face with a watermelon!
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"They don't call it The Amazing Race for nothing" - Brooke, to Claire, after informing her partner that she has to continue after getting hit in the face with a watermelon.
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"You've got this, right in the kisser" - Brooke, to Claire, moments before getting hit in the face with a watermelon.
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Vicki: This is the first time I've ever even heard of Stonehenge and then I found out it was a bunch of rocks.
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Gary: This is a tough place to find your way around.
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Andie: I haven't driven a stick shift in a while and I forgot the part about taking the clutch out.
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Brook: I feel like I'm gonna barf.
Claire: That's ok, just puke in the trash can.
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Mallory: This car is my size!
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