It's nice to fondue you.

Zev

I might puke on Phil.

Justin

Justin: We choose not to U-Turn anyone.
Zev: Except for these goats.

I'm going to be feeling that until Christmas.

Justin

I'm trying not to projectile vomit all over you.

Justin

Kent, you really need to get it together. You're acting like a baby.

Vyxsin

Vyxsin: Why are you crying?
Kent: Because my backpack isn't on.
Vyxsin: Would you stop whining like a girl?

I'm not going to be able to poop for a long time.

Jen

Relax, we've been here for 15 seconds!

Zev

I want to put some cowboys on ice today.

Kent

I'm the lone ranger.

Cord

"Don't get lost" is going to be my strategy.

Jet

The Amazing Race Season 18 Quotes

If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. If not, we have a good time. We ain't finished yet.

Big Time

We're easy on the eyes too. If I had to look at me for hours, I would.

Big Easy